So everything is coming up ME today. Why do people say that? It sounds bad after typing it. Like, I spend all week going "Gee, I got fucked in the ass today" or "Yeah, they're really givin' it to us as the ol' Dairy Farm." (Cause I work in a dairy farm, *wink*)
I wake up and perform my 2 week weigh in... and I'm down according to schedule. I'm down a couple inches here and there and making good progress. Fuck yeah. You know what, I'll eat like a normal human being today.
Fired up Diablo 3, 50% bonus XP weekend! That plus the gear I found last night gives me 125% on top of the standard. I also face rolled Torment III by myself for the first time, and it wasn't stressful.
J. Lo, one of the Podcats from the BraintrustMedia.org Game With Lame podcast, decided to take a nap, and use my gaming hand as a support pillow. That's how laid back my Torment III was this morning.
I had a sensible Egg, Salsa, and cheese burrito this morning... and if you spend 5 days eating 80% of your calories as protein only, when you eat HUMAN FOOD you feel high as hell.
But enough about my morning, this is the Afternoon Dining and Discussion blog! So I pose this question to you:
I am a caucasian male living in the south. I am aware that this prevents me from using some terminology that is signature of the "hip-hop" culture. Can I sing along to Jigga What, or perform it at Karaoke?
Well, in doing a little research courtesy of RapGenius.com, No. No I cannot. I was thinking it was a conglomeration of Jay-Z and the N-bomb, like a play on the term. Apparently, the only time "Jigga What" was used is for editing say, the Unplugged album, or the Linkin' Park Mashup with Feint.
Ah yes, look at that lunch. Chicken salad with a side of sweet potato crisps!
A couple of final... random thoughts. 1) I was thinking as I was using the men's urinal today... I wonder if I could spider climb the partitions to my left and right, and piss from 4 feet off the ground. Part of me thought it would be a good thing to try, however, I would have to go pants round ankles to manage the junk and the climbing... it would look 'tres awful' if the soor should open... plus, there's the possiblity that someone comes in and gets a face full of my ass.
2) What's the oldest internet meme? I'm thinking that it was 'Duckjob.' I remember listening to it in the mid 90s... and it was a stand up comic doing the voice of Donald Duck getting blown. I recall a fair amount of people being familiar with it, but I want to say it was around before Youtube.
That's going to be a fun day. When one of your kids or grandkids asks you what life was like without Youtube for a school project.
I see a diarama of... This is the world... it is a jungle. In the jungle live spiders.... and these spiders hang out on the 'Interwebs.' The fish, hang out in 'Pornstreams.' The spiders never actually get into the water, they just watch the streams, spinning their webs trying to imagine what fish taste like.
That got weird.
Sandwich time.
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