You can tell by the way I eat my chicken, I'm back on the diet grind... ugh... Also, I did sploosh a mustard packet everywhere when I opened it. Then I licked it off of that finger... and subsequently, couldn't open the others.
So at the end of that Twilight experience... Breaking Dawn... part two... The theme song is the popular "A Thousand Years" which is getting plenty of radio play on "Office 10 something point something." Shit non-offensive contemporary rock 24/7. What's the deal? At 1000 years they kill themselves, or it becomes an open relationship... Day 365,000 rolls up and it's time to chuck up the deuces? Why am I trying to make sense of two things that suck?
In an effort to be more sensitive to the general public, while also remaining my wonderful self... I have decided to stop using the word cunt in regards to people. I am however, going to reference Game of Thrones and just ask them "Hey, what's the name of your sword again?"
Does this turtle look familiar?
I SWEAR I have seen him before... it's our new safety mascot that we're supposed to name. I'm pretty sure he's plagarized... I'm voting Sal Monilla.
Have you ever had the pleasure of reading "Who Moved My Cheese?" Have you ever just read it, pleasure aside? There's a message in there somewhere. If you aren't aware that not everything goes your way, it can be really eye opening. However, if at some point you've come to terms with disappointment and loss, or just GENERAL INCONVENIENCE... it's just tedious. It came to mind this morning when someone moved their 'Milikin' Seat' at the Dairy Farm this morning and there was an onslaught of sniff and scurry.
Instead of naming turtles we should be naming swords.
I'd also like to take a moment to thank that High School girl who sang "What Does The Fox Say" during karaoke at 'The Bees.' Randomly I have TINK TINK TINK TINK TINKYTINK in my brain.
Gah, back to work... Can it be Diablo 3 tiems nao?
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