Look at those healthy chip alternatives.... It's sweet potato and beets... great thing about beet chips is that they have the texture of chips, but the staining ability of fresh beets! No toothbrush at work, so I'll eat them first, and hope the bread from my sandwich removes the pink from mah grin.
True story. We recently got a new suggestion box at the Dairy Farm. The first suggestion put in to it read "Why aren't there any pens next to the suggestion form in the box?" So far, the suggestion box has a 100% fix rate for people's questions.
There's currently a guess how many candies contest going on... now my Facebook friend recently won her company's guess the candy contest... I guess April is candy clairvoyancy month. He jar looked to be a foot tall filled with jelly beans. Typically to solve these problems I use Avogadro's theory from High School.
I take about an inch vertically and the width of the bottle and count. Then I count the surface area of the bottom. Overall, trying to acheive the amount of average jelly beans per cubic inch of space within the jar. It typically comes close... but what the fuck am I going to do with a giant jar of jellybeans?
At the dairy farm we have a jar that roughly looks like it holds about... oh... a quart. This jar is completely clear and contains mini Reese's cups and 2 1/2 Kit-Katnisses. I could just count the candy in it, but what the fuck am I going to do with a tiny jar of candy?
Did you not see the healthiest fucking organic chips on Earth up there? Totally defeats the purpose. I am tempted to just write an entry for everyone here with the number on it, and then watch them divide up the candy in the jar amongst more people than candy.
I bet you they'd have to split up those Kit-Katnisses.
Sorry about the lack of blogs, I somehow lost my security clearance at the dairy farm.... hey, never forget. Even the cows are at risk.
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